No Time to Die – My Name is Bond, Emo Bond

In a world where time is everything, the only way to win in No Time To Die is to kill yourself. The game has been downloaded over 500,000 times and has become a viral sensation on YouTube.

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MOVIE REVIEW – “It never happened to the other guy,” George Lazenby remarked – somewhat unkindly – in a moment in 1969’s Her Majesty’s Secret Service when he portrayed James Bond. George Lazenby, the same George Lazenby who only made James Bond cry once. Daniel Craig, on the other hand, could now say the same thing about himself. No Time to Die is an emotional 007 picture, and it may be the tiniest “Bond” film ever made.

 

 

I’ve been a fan of James Bond films since I was a youngster, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I began with Sean Connery’s first film and have since seen all of them, with the exception of the one in which he stars, Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and have read all of Ian Fleming’s books and short tales. Aside from Lazenby, I like all of the Bond actors, and each one contributed something unique to the role. Since 2006, Daniel Craig has gone by the code name 007 He has given James Bond a deeper, more vicious, grimmer edge since the first great Casino Royale, which fits his original character in the book, thus his portrayal was wonderful for me. But, in my view, what we are seeing today in the emotive, a bit drippy, and passionate – and very lengthy – No Time to Die is not James Bond.

 

 

With love from Italy – and everywhere else —

 

We are smack in the midst of a romance in Italy between James Bond (Daniel Craig) and Madeleine Swann (Léa Seydoux) in the film’s opening scene. All the meantime, James pines for Vesper Lynd, whom he first met in Casino Royale. However, things quickly pick up, and we find ourselves in the middle of some natural Bond action scenes, complete with a very well choreographed car chase (details of which we saw in the trailers), and the more sentimental, romantic, “soul-searching” parts remain tolerable and in the right proportion.

The main issue is that, after the opening section, No Duration to Die still has an overwhelming amount of emotional strands, a lot of conversation, and a long running time. There would be no issue if this were a romantic spy picture, but this is the newest adventure of James Bond, 007, a cold and ruthless super-spy who uses women as shields in dangerous circumstances and does not proclaim his love or devotion for them in lengthy conversations. Even Daniel Craig, who is otherwise gifted, is unable to deal with this ‘modern’ PC, melodramatic James Bond, whom I believe is as much of a sideshow as the weepy George Lazenby I described before.

In this film, Daniel Craig’s James Bond is totally out of character.

 

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“Stirred, not shaken,” says the script.

 

Of course, the fact that the screenplay is full of illogical twists and turns that are difficult to accept, even for a Bond picture, contributes to this. I don’t want to give too much away, so all I’ll say is that SPECTRE chief Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Christoph Waltz) is capable of “activities” that would be almost impossible to carry out – but there’s no sense in trying anyway – only to have absurd things happen to him as well. That’s just one example; the film is littered with situations that are illogically structured or character motives that are hard to accept.

Lyutsifer Safin (Rami Malek), the megalomaniac, is first motivated by a desire for vengeance, and subsequently by God knows what, since the screenplay hasn’t been able to provide him with any real reason for why he is so wicked. We only got to see a pretty mediocre primary villain, who is not a distinctive figure beyond his, especially bright face, as much as I believe the Oscar-winning Malek is a wonderful performer. He reminds me of a paler version of Doctor No. If the new Bond follows this more contemporary, soul-searching path, the adversary will be a classic, megalomaniacal villain who hasn’t evolved much since the original 007 movie.

And the chemistry between the two protagonists, Daniel Craig and Léa Seydoux, is non-existent, which wouldn’t be an issue if the movie didn’t depend on it so heavily. Léa Seydoux’s character in Hideo Kojima’s Death Stranding was far more developed and interesting, and she didn’t shine in this part.

Finally, I must add the “other 007” who was highly discussed in the news earlier: Lashana Lynch’s Nomi, who was shockingly boring and unlikeable, despite my expectations for at least another Halle Berry.

 

 

 

Bye Bond

 

Sure, I understand it, as it’s been said a hundred times before: the present environment isn’t suitable for a tough, demanding, and sometimes brutal 007 anymore. We need a James Bond with psychiatric and love issues, who believes that “sharing is caring” and who is always self-reflective and soul-searching. But then we shouldn’t have imposed the standard James Bond panels on him: the megalomaniacal, world-dominating (or whatever – it’s unclear what Malek’s character intended), crazy arch-villain, and his “henchman,” with whom the compulsory (though not very exciting) combat sequences had to be checked off. Because if you push these two approaches into a single picture – especially one that is over an hour long and has no action – you will end up with a very poor film that is unworthy of one of the most entertaining series of all time.

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“It never happened to the other man,” George Lazenby remarked once – somewhat unkindly – in a scene in 1969’s Her Majesty’s Secret Service when he portrayed James Bond. George Lazenby, the same George Lazenby who only made James Bond cry once. Daniel Craig, on the other hand, could say the same thing about himself. No Time to Die is an emotional 007 film, and it may be the tiniest “Bond” film ever made. I’ve been a fan of James Bond films since I was a youngster, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I began with Sean Connery’s debut picture…

My Name Is Bond, Emo Bond – There Is No Time to Die

My Name Is Bond, Emo Bond – There Is No Time to Die

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Of course, I understand; it’s been said a hundred times: the world is no longer suitable for a macho, strong, and sometimes brutal 007. We need a James Bond with psychiatric and love issues, who believes that “sharing is caring” and who is always self-reflective and soul-searching. But then we shouldn’t have imposed the standard James Bond panels on him: the megalomaniacal, world-dominating (or whatever – it’s unclear what Malek’s character intended), crazy arch-villain, his “henchman,” with whom the compulsory (though not very exciting) battle sequences had to be checked off. Because if you push these two approaches into one picture – and make it a horribly lengthy film with no action for almost an hour – you’ll get a pretty poor product, unworthy of the most entertaining series of all time.

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Of course, I understand; it’s been said a hundred times: the world is no longer suitable for a macho, strong, and sometimes brutal 007. We need a James Bond with psychiatric and love issues, who believes that “sharing is caring” and who is always self-reflective and soul-searching. But then we shouldn’t have imposed the standard James Bond panels on him: the megalomaniacal, world-dominating (or whatever – it’s unclear what Malek’s character intended), crazy arch-villain, his “henchman,” with whom the compulsory (though not very exciting) battle sequences had to be checked off. Because if you push these two approaches into one picture – and make it a horribly lengthy film with no action for almost an hour – you’ll get a pretty poor product, unworthy of the most entertaining series of all time.

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